That's right, offend Porkington

"I'm sorry, but what the hell sort of name is Porkington?" You ask, rudely.

"...What? You're the one who elected me!" Mr. Porkington isn't sure what you mean.

"What did I elect you as?" You ask, wondering why you would ever hire someone with the name Porkington. You can imagine the sort of jokes your people call him. Wait, did you just call them your people? This leader business is really getting to your head, isn't it?

"Stop kidding around. Anyway, what are we going to do about Israel, Brooks?" Porky asks you.

"Uhhh..." You think about what to say.

1. "BOMB THEM! BOMB THEM ALL! Take no prisoners!"
2. "Return all of the kidnapped children."
3. "We should merge with Israel and become the United Israel of Zion."

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