Carrot Juice Bluff, Take Two
The Black Void - Episode 1235
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I grab the empty glass and storm up to the entrance. "Here, I drank your
stupid carrot juice, can I leave now?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but the carrots inform me that you have not finished your carrot juice." "What carrots?" The man at the buffet entrance points behind me. A six-foot-high stack of carrots is following me. Funny. They're not trying to jump into my mouth anymore. "I tell you, I drank the damn carrot juice. Who are you going to believe, me, or a bunch of stupid carrots?" "Why, the carrots, of course, sir. I've known them longer." I give up. I start to storm out of the buffet, but my way is suddenly blocked by a wall of carrots. "Those who leave this room without having consumed the elixir of the carrot will face dire consequences," they inform me. "Sir, I would highly recommend that you listen to the carrots."
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