Dance Godammit

Zork's dancing is atrocious. It's bad enough that no one who saw the dance would ever forget it. Within ten minutes, those who were savvy enough to copy the clip and upload it to YouTube saw their newest videos going viral faster than they could blink.

Moments later, four members in the audience throw up, and an intern backstage laughs so ferociously that he suffers a stroke.

Astra is spotted at her desk, with her head down and her face covered by hands. She had never dreamed of anything like this growing up in Aqualaria...

1. Zork gets tired and sits down.
2. Astra takes matters into her own hands by violently snapping Zork's neck.
3. Four more people in the audience throw up.
4. A few brave audience members run onstage to dance.
5. This television moment transcends literally everything, and it somehow brings Lots42 back to life. He reclaims his host status.

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