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"Great idea!" says the Stage Manager. In fact, he fires the co-host and brings in some naked showgirl from the Gentlemen's Club across the street. He wanted to fire the band too but they had a union and that was scary. Anyway, after the completely pointless ten minute break, it's now the 'Princess Astra Talk Show'. Her first guest...her mystery co-host, who is naked as well. Dark black hair, wide birthing hips and a chest not quite as impressive as Astra but still eye-catching. Partly because she's also naked as crazy. Anyway...after a few rounds of pillow fighting, the new co-host reveals her name is Zorkbelcher Intestinal. "Oh dear Gods." Astra rests her face in both hands. "Thirty girls in the hoochy bar across the street and I get one without a stage name yet." "Don't look at me." said the girl. "I was just the coat check girl." "A naked coat check girl?" "No! My mom's probably going to freak out when she sees this. But when you're offered a chance to be co-host on an international talk show, well, what the hell. Hey, at least I got the body." "If you had the body, why didn't they hoochy bar offer you a spot on the stage?"
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