"I suppose they'll be the usual 'eye of bat, toe of newt' sort of thing,"
Astra said. "Well, not exactly," said Jarlath. "I'll need the blood of a
"Well, I should be able to help you there," said Fred. "After all, I'm here
to kill the dragon. What else do you need?" "Apart from parchment, just
one other thing," said Jarlath,
who had gone rather pink, "but it can wait until we've got the dragon's
"Why so shy all of a sudden?" asked Astra. "Out with it." "Well, it's er,
the urine of a virgin."
Astra did not bat an eyelid, but said: "Sorry, I can't help you there." Zara had gone bright red, but eventually managed to whisper: "Nor can I." Velus looked shocked for a moment. Then he too turned red, as he said: "Does it - er - have to be a female virgin? Or would a male one do?" Jarlath replied:
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