Banished!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 98826
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“Water,” murmurs Scott in a state of near-death psychosis, as he plods along under the blistering midday sun. “Water,” both Beth and Krissy cry out in unison as they trudge along beside him, their voices coarse and cracking. The harsh, unforgiving landscape around them seems completely lifeless, though the sky above teems with carrion birds, some nearly the size of pterodactyls, all circling ominously. “Mmmmm,” says Josh as he then guzzles down a hearty helping of his blue, ice-cold beverage. “Gatorade, the thirst quencher!™ It’s got electrolytes!”Scott then turns to Josh, his face red and scorched, his eyes glazed over. “What the…----, Josh!! And what’s that you’re rubbing on yourself!? Suntan lotion!?” Josh shrugs. “SPF 150! Anti-aging formula - with moisturizers! Good stuff!” He then tosses aside the half-finished bottle of Gatorade. “It’s kinda pretty out here! In a…deathly sorta way…”Beth stumbles to the ground and begins convulsing. Krissy falls to her knees and begins to pray. Scott musters what strength he has left and plods toward Josh like a zombie, murderous rage in his eyes. “You son of a bitch! You motherless, good-for-nothing, ingrate! Where did you get those!? Why….why didn’t you let us know!?” Again, Josh shrugs. “Nobody asked!” Indeed, Josh seems to be wearing a backpack that is full of seemingly endless supplies. “You guys, okay? C’mon! We just got started! This is fun! Boy, don’t you just love nature!”“Help!! God, please!! Save us!” Krissy cries out in a last desperate plea. “Sheesh! Lighten up, guys! You really need to get in shape! This is good for the soul!” chuckles Josh as gobbles down a handful of trail mix.
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