That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 98756

Author's note: Due to not-so secret actions connected to the Nixon administration, the next eighteen episodes were mysteriously erased before being uploaded to the Never Ending Quest. This is a shame, to be sure, as they were great episodes, I'm sure!

So, to mark the eighteen lost episodes, please read the following line eighteen consecutive times, then resume:

[REDACTED]

That is all. We now join the story at the point where Nixon's aides finally stopped caring enough to delete things...


"-ering why we ended up here in Perth, honestly," Josh says.
"Why don't we ask that policeman over there?" Beth asks.
"Worth a shot to me," Scott replies.
"Then, ask him if there's a cheap way to return home!" Krissy adds.

Josh meanders over to the cop.

  1. Our heroes don't seem to like Perth, Western Australia.
  2. Oddly enough, the cop's last name is Nixon.
  3. Josh ruins everything by reporting the disappearance of eighteen NEQ episodes.

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