|
Scott screams in hysterics as he finds himself groped by our 37th President, Richard Milhous Nixon. Never mind that he's been dead for eighteen years now.
"Josh!" Scott screams. "Help me!"
"What do you have to worry about, Scott?" Josh jokes. "He's not a crook! You won't have ol' Nixon to kick around for much longer, so you should sock it to him while you have the chance! He just wants to discuss the merits of washing machines compared to the strength of rockets!"
"Damn it, Josh, do something!"
"Come on, Dick, stonewall it! Let Scott plead the Fifth Amendment!"
"JOSH!!"
"Scott, you know that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal!"
"You have a point there! Look what George W. Bush did during his eight year reign of terror!"
Meanwhile, Beth and Krissy are still sound asleep on the bed.
-
Josh finally separates Scott from Nixon.
-
Josh is absolutely no help at all.
-
Suddenly, the next eighteen NEQ episodes are mysteriously erased.
-
Ben is severely reprimanded for getting too political in this episode.
Add New Option
Go Back
View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree
Display All 2 Links to this Episode
|