Moving Day

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 95783

Naturally, Janet couldn't help with any of the heavy lifting.
"I don't understand." Janet sulked. "Why listen to any of those old biddies and their dumb rumours?"
"I'm not. But this place is getting crowded. I definitely would have gotten the place next door but it wasn't available. The Hipster clan bought it. I'll be right down the street. Heck, if you need me, just yell. I rigged up the bell system, remember? I'll stop by every day but if the baby gives you trouble, there's a cord in every room. The bell outside will ring."
"How did you pay for the carpentry?"
"I can't believe you promised the church ten shifts in exchange for the carpentry that took. Why does a church even need a bouncer anyway?"
"It's the Rastafarians. Their special herbs are prized by even the non-religous."
Janet bursts into tears, partly because of hormones, partly because her best friend was moving out.

  1. Just then, oranges. Everywhere.
  2. The bell rang on it's own. Creepy.
  3. The street outside was flooded to ankle depth by orange duck sauce.
  4. The world's tiniest giant attacked.
  5. Josh Burbank knocked on the door; he wanted to convert them to the Church of Josh Burbank.
  6. A Thor Slurpee appeared from the future. Naturally neither knew what it was but the Viking was familar. It was still cold.
  7. The door turned into cheese.
  8. Janet's ex-husband was on the moving squad!
  9. Scott Chen shows up to ask if anybody knew who the hell Scott Childers was.
  10. Reaibn; a known comedian knocks on the door. He screams 'ZAPPO!' and runs off down the street, giggling and throwing glitter everywhere.

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