Bribery?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 9445
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Astra decided that maybe bribery would work. She smiled enticingly at Fred
and Velus. That was enough to stop them at their giggling. "Forget what I
said about not loving you," she said seductively. "You're both very
handsome men, and it doesn't matter if you're not Whovians." "Really?!" said Velus, very pleased. "Really," said Astra. "I'd like one thing of you, though. Will you please not mention that letter to anyone?" "I shall do as you say," said Fred, looking very glad at this turn of events. "Your every whim is my command." "Same here," said Velus. Astra smiled. "I'm very glad of that." The travellers then slept. Next, morning they got up and went on the journey to the Witch's cave. After a lot of tedious walking through the forest, they started to get tired. Velus suggested they should stop and rest, and everyone liked that suggestion. Then they heard a strange booming voice saying, "HTTP ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND." "What was that?" said Fred. Astra looked quite startled. "Oh no! It's the dreaded Knights who Say 'http error 404: file not found'!" "YES," said the booming voice. A group of large, black-armored knights came out of the forest. "WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY 'HTTP ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND'" "AND YOU MUST BRING US..." said a second knight. "A NEVER-ENDING QUEST EPISODE WITH NO SPELLING OR GRAMMAR ERRORS!" said a third knight. "Oh no," said Fred. "Where shall we find such a rare treasure?"
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Time Warrior (who was feeling just silly.)
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