It's a Universal Issue
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 93281
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"Wait, wait," says Lord Fred, shaking his head. "If you are the guardian of
the treasure chest, why don't you just take it home with you. Staying here
in the caves, you are going to have smugglers and wizards and random
adventurers and the dragons minions, etc, bothering you all the time. It
just doesn't make any sense." Rikotyuki sighs, facepalms himself, then says "Dammit, Fred, that's the thing isn't it?" He scratches his furry side. "The thing is, if I bring this treasure chest home, my wife is going to take it all. I keep seeking more and more and more coin and treasure, because I am completely paranoid that she is going to spend every bit of it when I get home." "Hmmm," muses Fred, "continue." "Fine," says Rikotyuki. "The whole story is that I have spent the last few years accumulating treasure and storing it in this magic chest. However, my wife has friends everywhere so I can't fence it, I can't spend it, I can just hoard it. It is driving me crazy, but I can't stop! She is probably so pissed that I haven't come home yet, that she will give my treasure away just to spite me!" At this, his whiskers quiver with rage. Lord Fred has an idea, and smiles widely. "I think we can help each other," says Lord Fred.
What is Lord Fred's idea?
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
3/22/2011 5:28:34 AM
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