Josh Watches the Movie

Josh started to play the movie. Ron Livingston was playing Sir Fred, who was riding through landscape that looked like Mesa Verde National Park. He was looking at a map, and up at two cave entrances. Josh thought, "I would go left," and Fred did exactly that. Cool!

Fred met a cute dog that led him to Princess Astra, played by Angelina Jolie. She was chained to a wall. "It looks like the director got Angelina's nude scene in early!" Josh thought. Fred tried to free her, but the cave was plunged into darkness and a strong wind started to blow. Then in a twist, the Princess warned Fred that the dragon could assume other forms, and then the dog attacked them! Fred struck the dog down, but the voice of the dog's master (James Earl Jones) warned them that they would pay. Fred and Astra found themselves in the middle of a desert, and died before they could reach an oasis.

"That is so sad," thought Josh. "Poor Astra and noble Fred deserved better."

But just when he thought that the credits were going to roll, a character named Sir Seeker gives them a second chance. Fred and Astra kissed and after a quick dissolve with a love scene implied, both get something to eat. They dressed (although Josh found Astra's melon-shell bra and Fred's banana skin loin cloth more titillating than plain old nudity), and, like Mr. Phelps in the Mission Impossible series, got a mission to slay the dragon.

Josh thought to himself, "Man, I see what Sir Toby meant when he talked about continuity issues."

1. Josh let the movie continue. The barrel scene mentioned earlier in Angelina's interview intrigued him. (Episode 79000 to pick up on that story.)
2. Josh paused the movie, and selected "Scene Selection." He wanted to play from the scene where Fred first meets Astra.
3. Josh went back to the beginning of the movie.

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