Psychedelic Guitar Solo & A Large Inflatable Cock - A Scott & Josh Story (With Inspirational Insights by Charlton Heston)

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 91348

The ninjas came then, and with them came their ninja throwing stars and other assorted nifty ninja killy-stuff. Ninjas!

From whence they came was a riddle wrapped within an old piece of bologna that’s been left out for two days or so. Also, the author of this episode ate an old piece of bologna that’s been left out for two days or so this morning. He’s okay now, the author that is. Long story short - don’t do that. Trust me. Just go to the store and get more bologna. It’s not worth it. It just isn’t worth it. I still can’t feel my fingers OR the entire left side of my body. Anyway…..

Ninjas!

“Ninjas!” cursed Paco. As a samurai, he hated ninjas more than he hated Godzilla. And that’s saying something. With one wide sweep of his katana he had disemboweled three of the black-clad assassins.

Everybody (still living) started doing the Macarena. Just like that. Abrubt? Yes. Yes, indeed. Charlton Heston says something vaguely inspirational but mostly just senile. And with that we're back to present tense and things are looking stupider than ever!

  1. Boy are they! Next thing you know there's a Brazilian fart-fetish porn star (yes, such things exist....it's a sick, sad world) on the scene. She has something to say.
  2. And cue credits.
  3. Paco is eventually taken out (after taking out like...ten ninjas or something. Like at least five ninjas.)

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