The Falling Of Lots42
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71285
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Another gunshot rings out, fired by someone who is currently sleepwalking.
Anyway, Lots42 falls, most of the back of his head just gone. Instantly, everyone chucks him into Scott's coffin (which still, scarily enough, has Scott in it), lowers the whole mess into the hole and someone begins giving Lots42's eulogy. After five minutes of blatant lies, libel and made up fantasies concerning Omaha the Cat Dancer, Ben wakes up from his nap (he hadn't fired any gun) and shoves the speaker off to the side. "I've come to praise Lots42, not to bury him." he says into the microphone. "I think you meant both!" says Woody Harrelson. "Shut it, hippie!" Ben cries, waving both fists. Then he continues. "Lots42 like wrote a shitload of episodes and always tried to be fair to people...and um, in many episodes Josh Burbank exploded." The funeral goers looked around frantically for Josh, but he did not explode for he was in the Groundskeeper's cabin, busily making out with Jasper. Gross. Anyway, Ben continues for many more minutes, talking about how Lots42 updated Wikipedia, tried to spread helpful information through way too many blogs and always attempted to post something when various occurences made him higher then clouds due to hospital-strength painkillers. Then for no reason, narcoleptic Blockbuster employee Mike Cain began doing the Macerana. "Oooh, fun!" cried Ben, and joined in. The entire funeral party did, unaware that the coffin had been buried and police were coming to arrest everyone.
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