Enter the Bill

Suddenly, without any warning, the enormous lumbering monstrosity outside splits open with a bellowing roar!

A wave of disgusting, steaming slime pours across the parking lot, and two wriggling human figures, both of whom are covered in some sort of membrane. One of them finally manages to rip enough of the membrane away to sit upright.

A naked Bill Murray coughs and splutters. "What...the FUCK?" he gasps, trying to clear his mouth. Beside him, the other figure has cleared enough of the stuff away to engage in a little pocket-pool, sans pockets. "I was on a golf course--where the hell? What the hell--?? CHASE, YOU BASTARD! I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS!"

His eyes settle on the figure crouching on the concrete next to him. "YOU...!" he snarls.

Behind them, the great steaming pile of morbid-obese Josh-remains twitches and settles to the pavement.

1. "Me?" says Josh
2. Oh well. Bill Murray takes it in stride after his disorientation clears a little. He joins Sara and Josh on their adventure (after cleaning up a little)
3. Sara runs up to him and starts pouring out all her troubles to Bill. "Can I get some clothes first?" he interrupts.
4. Normal-Josh splits open to reveal several smaller Joshes.

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