Man in the Long Black Coat

Sara had to act fast. "Hey, Bill, this is Sara Hewitt, and I have a major problem involving Josh Burbank. He's gotten--"

"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME?! SON OF A FUCK! CHRIST!!" Click!

Sara is so shocked at Bill Murray's reaction that she actually finds herself stifling laughter. "Well, that was rude!" she finally says.

Meanwhile, the enormous Josh Burbank continues to lumber through the store. Jasper is hiding behind the counter as far away from the dead store clerk as he can get.

1. Sara decides to deal with the problems herself.
2. Bill Murray calls back, apologetic as all get out.
3. Bill Murray calls back, ordering Sara and friends to never contact him again, or else he's sending Brian Doyle Murray after them.
4. Josh suddenly has the worst heart attack in medical history.
5. Josh suddenly splits open, and two people fall out: a normal sized Josh, and...Bill Murray?

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