A Wrenching On The Works

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 90407

In order to escape being beaten to death by wrenches, Grand Moff, you and Felina follow Josh Burbank through the Author Plothole Brand Dimensional Portal. It opens up into the Tourist Center for Kashyyyk.
It's a planet in the Star Wars universe. It's mostly jungle, home to seven foot tall hairy humanoids commonly called 'Wookies'.
They are infamous across the universe for their mechanical skills, targeting abilities and life debts. If you save one from trouble, they are your buddy for life. It's a thing with them. Don't disrespect it. They can still be your buddy after your knees are put back on.
Anyway, the tiled, oval lobby has one employee, a Twi'lek, bent over a computer console. The Twi'lek is an older female, with long purple head tentacles and a dark brown jump suit. She has a belt of ... hoo boy, wrenches and other equipment. Time to be careful.
Something is clicking.
Josh is nowhere to be seen.

  1. Grand Moff giggles.
  2. Felina flirts with the Twi'lek.
  3. You sit on the floor.
  4. Several Wookies rush up and warble. Grand Moff's belt system provides a translation.
  5. Josh swings down from the ceiling and grabs Grand Moff by the head. Screaming, they both rebound into the rafters.
  6. You fart so loud and so nasty even Felina is appalled. And as absolutely nobody has forgotten, she's half-skunk!
  7. Josh shows up. He arrived eight days ago and is now an intern.
  8. Josh is naked, bleeding from six flesh wounds and has fifty Trader-Speak swears tattooed on his butt.

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