The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 90188

The citizens of New York City, with almost no warning, all unified to defeat a large fleet of invaders from deep space, and what's more, the Noo Yawkers devastated their would-be conquerors. Best of all, New York suffered only a few major injuries. They're pretty banged up, but after a stay in the hospital, they'll all be back on the streets doing their thing in no time.

But wait, there seems to be ground forces invading from the southeast, coming into Manhattan and Brooklyn via the bridges, the tunnels, and on as many boats as they could get their hands on. Within moments, the authority figures have put the Big Apple on notice to prepare for another battle...

NEW JERSEY is invading!

  1. GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY.
  2. This battle is a bloody one, with heavy casualties on both sides.
  3. This war gets very low ratings, as no one living in flyover country wants to hear any more about New York fuckin' City, all right?!
  4. Taking advantage of the chaos back east, Milwaukee prepares to invade Chicago.
  5. The south yet again fails to rise.

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