Yer Fast (And I Like It)

The sickening thud of Heck meeting the table is enough to bring Scott and Krissy over, as they carefully make their way to the edge. After getting down on his stomach and inching his way to the hole, Scott calls out to Heck. "HECK! You okay down there?"

Krissy joins him, shoving a handful of her hair out of her face as she glances down the hole. "Scott, I think I see him moving down there!"
"Yeah, I can see it, too! He went through three straight apartments before he finally hit that damn pool table! I'm surprised he's even alive right now."
"Who lives down there, anyway?"
"I don't know, baby, but they've got to be pissed if they come home to see this damage. God, Schumin's gonna have a fit! Don't know about the dudes underneath him!"

Before Krissy can answer Scott, Heck screams out from the pool table:

"I can count to a thousand! One! Two! Three! Four!"

1. Business as usual, amirite?
2. Ben Schumin walks in. He takes three hundred pictures of the aftermath of Heck's gun rampage.
3. The impact with the pool table has changed Heck. He is now the world's smartest man.
4. Josh sneaks in and shoves Scott down the hole. Scott lands on Heck.

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