Land of Crossovers

"Yow!" said the Cat. "Who decorated this place, anyway?" He looked down sadly at his clothes, a shiny black-and-silver outfit with big shoulder pads. "I know they say white goes with everything, but if I'd known I was going to end up here, I'd've worn something brighter. Maybe my little purple number. Or the red..."

The Master came to a sudden, screeching halt and whirled on the Cat. "Will you stop your prattling?!"

The Cat looked him up and down disdainfully. "And talking about style! Solid black is not a fashion statement. And what's with the beard? You know, the Gen-X look is totally passe."

"I am the Master, and you will obey me...."

The Cat continued to look him full in the eyes. "I don't think so, buddy. See, I am a cat. And cats don't obey nobody."

They could actually hear the Master's teeth grinding. Betty sounded almost sympathetic when she said "I'm not sure he's actually got enough mind to hypnotize."

"No," said the Cat happily, "But I've got a great butt!"

Fortunately, whatever act of violence the Master was about to perpetrate on the oblivious feline was interrupted by the arrival of yet another figure from out of the misty whiteness.

1. It was the Doctor.
2. It was one of the Red Dwarf crew.
3. It was yet another, unrelated, fictional character.

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