Time After Time
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89666
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“Well…that was that,” says Felina with typical furry stoicism. Furries
aren’t really typically stoic, but it doesn’t really matter. Nothing
matters. Life is meaningless and death is the only certain thing. What’s
done is done. And life goes on. After she drags both corpses over to the Staircase Room incinerator and has a small but respectful service (with Mitchell and some obscure version of John F. Kennedy from dimension 82B in attendance) she finally settles back into the daily grind of life in the Staircase Room. Which means, mostly, she vegges out in front of the TV and eats up food supplies. Day after day, night after night. Thus continues her Staircase Room plight.Josh shows up one day dressed in a tuxedo but Felina immediately sprays him then proceeds to murder him in an extremely brutal and cold blooded fashion. Good call. As before, she drags his corpse over to the Staircase Room incinerator and has a small but tasteful service with Mitchell and the ghost of Adolf Hitler in attendance. Immediately afterwords Mitchell calls the Ghostbusters. Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, and whoever the #$%@ that other guy was show up decked out in their get-up from 1984. Adolf beats a hasty retreat. Mitchell uses a Time-Banishing Ray (recently acquired from the Stairacse Room resident Mad Scientist, Dr. Void) to banish the trio back to 1984. Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new. Mitchell reminds Felina she has several overdue books. She sprays him. He drops the subject.And then it’s back to Dr. Quinn marathons on Lifetime and calorie- laden Staircase Room slop. The ‘story’ stagnates. Felina insists the couches aren’t teal, but seafoam green. Someone disagrees. She sprays them. They drop the subject. Life goes on…
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