Skip Hitler, Dan Fogelbert and Skip's evil twin, Hitler Hitler, were all holding bottles of laundry detergent. Dan is crying. "I was going to break into the music business. I had a spoken word album that had eight million hits on Youtube! Eight million UNIQUE! I am going to murder my agent!"
The other two begin to hit him with their free hands. "Shut up, or we won't get to raid the donut table!"
All three of them begin singing and dancing about the detergent. Skip is visibly high off the fumes of the detergent.
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We cut back to the sitcom.
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Dan's agent is seen in the next room. He drops the bottle and rushes him.
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The interdemensional hero 'Access' teleports in and saves the three from being exploited. Not a dimension thing but heros are heros.
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Dan gets really high off the fumes and hallucinates he IS the Staircase Room tower.
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Hitler Hitler calls in his three Nazis (he only had three), Biff, Greedy and Feetsmell, to save him.
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Han Solo, lost in the dimensions, realizes the three are being exploited and saves them with a blaster set on stun.
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We now cut to a commercial about expandable jeans.
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