Make way for the Time Warrior!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 8902

He could remember it like it was yesterday. The quest. That damned map. Why did it all have to be so confusing?

...The King stood up before his people and spoke:

"And so we send that annoying newbie bastard who tried to link the Doctor Who thread with a thread about Sir Fred's quest...ah, I mean our most heroic warrior, to take Sir Fred's, Sir Toby's, Sir Josh's, Sir Paulito's, and your own place and vanquish the most terrible dragon of the Southern Caves. For years, the dragon has tormented our people. Burned our fields, taken our children, and been an all around pain in the ass...oops, I shouldn't have used that sort of language, got to set a good example for the kids. Sorry, folks, just frustrated.

Anyway, take this map. Use it to locate the entrance to the southern caves. And I hope the dragon kills you, you little sonofabitch...ah, I mean may God be with you on your quest."

...

He looks at the map again. "This is where it should be," he mutters to himself...

He looks up from the map viewing two entrances again. It didn't say anything about two entrances.

"I can't just sit here forever," he said. "I suppose I'll have to choose something..." W

  1. The one on the left.
  2. The one on the right.
  3. Time Warrior just gives up on the whole thing and goes to a party

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