To dress magically

"Even if it did, Astra," said Fred, "why would this necromancer know it? We're talking about a man who wields powerful dark magic here!"

"You know, you're not helping."

"Although I can't deny such a spell would be practical."

"Shut up."

"All the people I know that have gotten married complain that their wives take too long getting dressed, even when the servants..."

"Zip it now, or I'll zip it for you!"

"What?"

"Oh, yes. It's a horrible spell that will make your lips stick together."

Fred went dead quiet.

"Anyway, I know it has existed for a long time. In fact, I know it's in that particular book. May I see it?"

"What?"

"I asked if you could lend me that book a moment. I've seen it before and know the spell is there."

1. Belboz reluctantly handed her the book
2. "What? This book is full of powerful dark magic! I would never put it in the hands of a naked babe, especially one that could use it against me."
3. "What? This book is my precious. I will never let anyone else touch it!"

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