|
Astonished, Chelsea scrounges up a laptop and looks up the island off the
coast of Florida. Indeed, the official name was Chelseaisaboogerhead but
everyone called it Chelsea. And if the existence of ANOTHER state wasn't
weird enough...
-
it seemed all the inhabitants were insane psychopaths dumped there ala Australia.
-
Bill Clinton was the only inhabitant. Yes, the sex-mad ex-President.
-
the entire state was dedicated to the utter destruction of ANYONE named Chelsea.
-
most of it (eighty percent) was officially considered imaginary and the part that was allegedly real had gumdrop trees and flying unicorns.
-
it contained portals to all the other states, most of the really friendly countries and twelve really dangerous shitholes.
-
she was in it right now!
-
it was ruled by a council of furries.
-
it was ruled by a council of biologrically for-real catgirls.
-
her mother, that klepto, was the mayor of the capitol, which was called 'Let's All Punch Whores'. Okay, that's just too fucking much.
-
hamburgers ate people. Wait, that was a 'Simpsons' joke.
Add New Option
Go Back
View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree
|