Introduction to Pamphlet
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 87529
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Scott sits down at the table, in a nice comfortable chair, and opens the
'WTF Just Happened and Where Am I?' pamphlet. Hi there! *image of a stick figure waving hello. it actually is waving on the page* Welcome to the Tall Variance of the Tower. It isn't important that you know what that means at this time, just that we are glad to have you as new Permanent Residents. Your information is below: Scott Alan Childrens aka Scott Raymond Chen Tower ID# 66751137-B238 Joshua Burbank Tower ID# 66751138-C395 Please take note of these IDs as you will need them if you need to get help from Tower Services. There is a phone in the kitchen, it only dials numbers in realities that you know the rear access number to, as you are currently in a Temporal Stasis Reality (TSR). Numbers you can dial from here: 19-2581-5699: Tower Services 19-2581-9581: Multiversal Mall 19-2581-9815: Jerry Seinfeld 19-5918-9911: Bill Murray 19-8561-9000: Staircase Room Library Please read this pamphlet carefully, as the information it gives is vital to your existence in the tower. If you read nothing else, read the FAQ, which is chapter one.
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