Fred is Also a Cheapskate

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 87351

"All right," Fred conceded when Astra insisted on having something to wear. "But the prices here are outrageous, and I don't want to waste my money."

He turned back to the shopkeeper. "What can I buy for my friend for five gold pieces?"

The shopkeeper sucked in his cheeks. "This is a smithy, sir. We only have metal goods, and those don't come cheap. Also most items for the upper body assume that the wearer will be male and hence flat-chested...

  1. "But I could sell you a chain mail bikini bottom for what you say that you're willing to pay."
  2. "But I'll sell you the shirt off my back if you like."
  3. "But there's a lingerie store next door." That was even weirder than there being a smithy, Fred thought.
  4. "So I'm afraid that I can't help you."
  5. "But if you're willing to go to ten gold pieces, I can offer you a..."
  6. But before he could say any more the clowns attacked.

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