It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 86442

Josh appears below them on the spiraling staircase, headed up. He’s humming an old Britney Spears diddy and fondling his own jiggling buttocks - buttocks that are barely contained beneath tight, neon green, spandex biker shorts. He wears a skimpy, cut off t-shirt with the words ‘feelin’ cheesy’ emblazoned across the chest in bright red. “Just ignore him,” Lots warns the others. “Don’t look him directly in the eye or acknowledge his existence in any way whatsoever. I’ve seen a lot of good men and women die……”

“Okay, okay,” Brin mutters impatiently. “We get the point. Oh, look who it is! Hi, Josh Burbank!”

Lots shakes his head in utter disbelief.

Josh clucks like a cow and does a short, jerky dance. “Looky what I can do!” he shrieks in his high, grating voice.

“Great, just great,” Lots gripes. “Now you’ve gone and done it. Now he’s gonna start begging for cheese.”

Sure enough, Josh begins begging for cheese.

  1. And wouldn't you know it? Lots just happens to be carrying a wedge of gouda.
  2. Lots beats Josh into a mild coma and insists they carry on as if nothing has happened.
  3. Furry Sara gives Josh a violent swat on the ol' assaroo and no one seems to care.
  4. Suddenly...nothing happens and this of course causes Josh to cry.

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