Brin, Furry Sara and Lots42

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85453

The two rabbit women, Brin and Sara, one white and one light purple respectively, are very shocked and confused. They decide to put aside all questions when they realize there was no food at all available.
They decide to venture down the stairs to look.
"What about this...Lots42 character?" Brin asks, having changed into a more adventure-practical jeans and black sweater.
"We gotta bring him with us."
"He's been ogling my butt all day."
"It's a very confusing situation."
"Well...the file cabinet we found had the papers indicating he's usually not this nuts."
"I don't think he's ever encountered rabbit women before."
"Well, I haven't found myself trapped in an insane realm of anti-logic before and I'm keeping it together."
"You also live in a world of monsters and dragons. The worse this idiot has ever encountered is crazy homeless men. Plus, he has a weird kink for furry women."
"Odd. Aren't there plenty of human women for him to flirt with"?"
Sara finishes packing her backpack and secures it over her own black sweater. She was wearing cargo pants, filled with various useful items.
"Well, yes. And he does. I read the same papers you did. It's a thing with him, even he's not sure he understands it."
"Humans are weird."
"Aren't they? Can you believe they have to open cabinet doors to figure out what is inside?"
"Ha ha weird. But aside from a million other issues, like that file cabinet talking about 'Authors', yeah, we're going to have to talk to Lots42."
In the end, after much discussion and one Gatorade apiece (there were drinks, just no food), Sara lied and said there were free furry comics at the bottom of the tower.
Brin waited until Lots42 was making a pre-trip bathroom visit.
"Oh. My. Diety. He's stuck here with two single ladies, both with the curves of normal, fit humans, many curves if I do say so myself and he's convinced to come with because of free comic books? Comic books featuring ladies he has a weird mental kink over? Ladies that we ARE?"
"Well, they do have good stories. What, I read them too."
"Still. There's no food here."
"I know the staircase room!" called Lots42 from the bathroom. He turned on the sink and called louder. "Here's usually the safest, even if it doesn't have food. But I'm coming with."
"Um." said Sara as Lots42 exited the bathroom. "How much did you hear?"
"I had the fan on because of stinky farts. I only heard 'There's no food here'. Why?"
"Nothing." Brin said.
Lota42 cocked an eyebrow. "What were you two talking about?"
"Monthly visitors."
"Gross." said Lot42.
Brin sighed. "You're the one who just told us that you were farting up the bathroom. And we have increased senses of smell."
"That's why I had the fan on!"
This nonsense continues for five more minutes before everyone goes down the staircase. Remarkably, nothing stupid happens for a full two hours. Then...

  1. they find vending machines. That take triangle-shaped change.
  2. they find a well stocked apartment. That looks exactly like Monica's from 'FRIENDS'.
  3. Josh shows up. OH NOES.
  4. LOLcats show up.
  5. Lots42 farts again.
  6. they find a lot of furry comic books.
  7. they find Will Eisner, who is completely convinced he is dreaming.
  8. they find several bins of recycling, of all types.
  9. they find an entirely empty 'landing', of sorts, fifty feet square.
  10. they each encounter an old romantic interest, who had teamed up to destroy them.

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