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Josh could only gape and say incomplete sentences. This was just a little too much. Astra promised Josh that no matter what the hell was happening, he had the protection of her bodyguards, who were in the van around the corner.
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They shook Josh's hands. Two of the guards, by coincidence, were fans of Josh's Instagram blog 'Weird Museum Nonsense'.
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The guards -were- the ones planning to eat Josh.
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The guards were planning to eat Astra.
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The guards were busy shooting dead Nigerian terrorists.
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The guards were dead. Josh elbowed a Nigerian terrorist in the groin,
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The van was nowhere to be seen.
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Time stopped.
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Mitchell the librarian and Steve the incontinent 98 year old man showed up.
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Steve Thomas, socially awkward billionaire, was terrible. Astra had to bite her tongue as Steve was building MRI clinics in her country.
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Josh accidentally farted. Really loudly.
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