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The Secret Service realize that killing the insane driver of the
Presidental Limo has left them with a bigger problem. Nobody was actually
driving this thing. And the homicidal flying monkeys (in fact, several were
throwing human heads) were getting closer.
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Obama leaps into the driver's seat and saves the day.
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Despite having several gaping holes in his torso, crotch and skull, Josh comes back to life and resumes driving.
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We now flash back to several seconds ago to find out why some of the shots were directed into Josh's crotch.
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Someone left the sun roof open. Obama is dragged off into the sky. OH NOES!
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Japanese ninjas leap into the air and kill the rest of the monkeys. Go Japan!
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Kentucky ninjas kill four of the murderous simians.
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