Ghasp!

OH NOES!

Josh is the one driving the car!

The Secret Service agents realize that they're actually driving the wrong way on the interstate, dodging oncoming vehicles and hordes of flying monkeys.

"It's okay! I know what I'm doing! I've seen this on TV!" Josh screams. "The bastards will get out of the way! I never lose this game! IT'S HIM OR ME!!!"

The Secret Service agents fight to clamber over the seats to get to the wheel. Annoyed, Josh raises the glass.

1. The Secret Service agents blow Josh away. This could cause complications.
2. They all appear on the side of a dark two-lane road.
3. Scott waxes nostalgic about the last time he had a dill pickle, even after the Secret Service guys club him a dozen times with their guns.
4. The Flying Monkeys are killed when the Borg scoop up Washington, D.C.

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