Random Violence

Paris Hilton staggers down the street, randomly shooting at people and things.

She sees a car filled with nuns and firecrackers, and shoots it, oohing and aahing at the lightshow. In her coked-fueled haze, it seems to be a beautiful laser lightshow, just for her.

1. She wanders into the Los Angeles Broken Glass, Shrapnel and Dynamite Factory.
2. She aims and shoots at that random convoy of giant trucks carrying full loads of nitroglycerine and rocket fuel through the middle of the city.
3. Paris is shot and killed by a drugged-up Elvis impersonator named Jack Wurtzlebacker. OMG, EVERYONE'S ARMED!
4. A Zentraedi battlepod lands on top of her and kills her instantly. Yay!

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