"Hey, Jasper?" screams Sara, after tasering Scott in the face and taking
the P.A. system.
"What?"
"Ever have that not so fresh feeling?"
"No, bitch! Now you can avoid it as well with our new shower in a can!
That's right, shower in a can! Just shake it up and spray it on. Fresh,
piped-in water, conditioner, shampoo and body wash, all in one bottle.
Shower in a can, for stinky bastards everywhere!"
Sara starts rambling on about Butler In A Bag but Jasper had been
distracted by shiny things and doesn't care anymore.
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Josh comes up, tasers both of them in the rear and entertains the customers with a horribly obscene song about the adults from the first 'Wily Wonka' movie.
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Jasper leaps out of the booth and runs screaming down aisle 3. His outstretched arms knock over dozens of cereal boxes.
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Jasper tries to see down his own butt crack.
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The police toss stun grenades into the P.A. cubicle. Jasper tosses them right back.
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Jasper hacks the P.A. and gets onto a nationally broadcasted radio station. Somewhere, Howard Stern wonders why he was cut off.
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Jasper goes through the pockets of the taser-ed, un-named employee on the floor.
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