Being so close, genetically to Jasper McCheese, Jasper Hewitt understood
that the man was fading back to his home dimension, possibly forever.
"Good riddance, you dick-face!" he calls out. Naturally, this is at the
exact point when the surrounding hub-bub is at its quietest. Several
people glance at Jasper awkwardly. Security is called.
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Jasper is thrown out for causing a disturbance.
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Security goes to section A-C (Pharmacy) instead of C-A (Books) and throws out an innocent man who wanted acne cream.
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Security had been fired yesterday to save costs. Jasper shops.
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Security was busy deal with a riot in Housewares, seems Martin Luther King had come back from the dead and was putting an ass-whupping on a saggy-pants shoplifter.
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Security was dead.
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Jasper...WAS Security?
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The person 'calling' Security was screaming into a Subway toy. Security is called on HIM. Jasper escapes into Electronics and plays ten minutes of 'FORCE UNLEASHED'.
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Jasper side-steps into another dimension where Wal-Mart never existed and this very spot was a doggy park. Jasper pets an elderly Dalmation. Aww.
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