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"You...you have the abillity to bounce through timelines and you got a job at Wal-Mart? For the love of God, why?"
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The horrific despair and ennui of the store entrapped his mind.
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Wal-Mart is a fascinating psychological study, pored over by scientists from trillions of planets and or dimensions. Most realities do not have one.
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Most of it is B.S. The part that is true is that the more alterna-Jaspers that die, the more good McCheese can magically perform.
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Wal-Mart's sheer insistence on each store being identical helps his teleporting.
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Jasper McCheese is lying. He's just a crazy homeless man who coincentally looked like Jasper
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Nobody cares what Jasper thinks, not even other Jaspers.
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