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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 85031

The heat wave soon dissapates. Jasper leaves. He passes Sara rambling around the parking lot in Ugg boots, having mugged several people and stolen their shoes. Deciding to leave that bag of crazy alone, Jasper hitches a ride to New York City. Due to luck and a crazy uncle leaving him a publishing house, Jasper's dream of publishing a satire magazine ('News Weakly') is soon born.
Stephen Colbert even contributes an article to the first issue. Seven issues in, it's a roaring success and Jasper is rolling in the millions.

  1. Hire a private detective to find Sara.
  2. Lose it all on Geisha-fights with the Yakuza.
  3. Jasper wins 200 million with the lottery and becomes the most hated man in America by keeping it all.
  4. Jasper wins 200 million and builds the largest no-kill dog shelter ever. Half of America hates him, the other wants to elect him President.
  5. Jasper loses his magazine fortune on wine, women and loose but adult lady boys with bizarre genitals.
  6. Jasper and Donald Trump get into a fist fight over who has better hair.

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