The World Began in Eden and Ended in Los Angeles

Jasper Hewitt has not left the snack aisle in thirty minutes, and he has been alternately drooling and chanting "FRIIIITTTOOOOSS", which is apparently an acceptable snack within the church. He continues to pay the manager no attention.

"Okay, I'm just gonna come right out and say it, asshole," the manager finally thunders. "You need to leave the store right now. We have customer and employees complaining alike, and we refuse to serve your kind here."

Jasper continues to pay the manager no mind.

1. The manager threatens to burn a copy of Dianetics in front of Jasper.
2. "Either buy something, or get lost!" the manager finally says.
3. "We know what happened to Shelly Miscavige!" This finally gets Jasper's attention.
4. A helicopter lands in the parking lot, carrying Tom Cruise and two other powerful Church of Scientology officers. They quickly negotiate to buy the store. As owners, the first task is to fire that stupid assistant manager on the spot. Which they do.
5. Time reverses in a blinding flash. Make the right choice next time, Jasper!

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