The Episode That Mocks Scientology.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80146

Sara and Jasper, now both sparkling, shiny, well-dressed Scientology robots, wander about downtown Clearwater, looking for a place to eat. They aren't -quite- sure how it goes, having spent six months in a Scientology barracks, but they know that the green paper in their wallet can be exchanged for goods and or services.
Uusally the two would go to a Scientology cafeteria, where every meal is a comfortable ten dollars, but oddly enough, this section of Clearwater is not owned by the religion (yet).
Several brown and beige facades face the two from all directions. Pedestrians bustle by under a slightly cloudy but still bright blue sky.

  1. Enter the Hardee's and ask for help from the man with the nametag in the otherwise empty lobby.
  2. Enter the mostly empty Burger King and loudly demand food and a neck massage or 'Tom will be mad'.
  3. Jasper finds a King Super Grocery Store and rushes in, drooling and chanting 'FRITOS', a Scientology approved snack.
  4. A sniveling lackey finds them and hands out free cucucmber sandwhiches. Must not let the rank and file interact too closely with the unwashed masses.
  5. Suddenly, Josh Burbank and Scott Chen come up. Josh and Scott are loyal, brainwashed Jehova's Witnesses.
  6. Sara and Jasper wander so off course they end up at Lots42's flea market booth. He is asleep (and drooling) in his chair.
  7. Jasper somehow purchases two relish-drenched hot dogs. Halfway through, relish drops on his nice, laundered-to-hell shirt. He freaks.
  8. Suddenly, and without warning, half a year of brainwashing on the two snap in an instant. Three out of four nipples (between the two of them) invert.

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