If I didn't do this, someone else would and make it more horrible

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 83472

"YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE ICE!" screams Lots42. He punches Scott twelve times in the lupkus (all genders have it) and runs away. Of course, this being an RV, Lots42 gets all of four feet before colliding wildly with the raised ironing board and falling over. The board pops out of the wall and the horizontal support slam into Lots42's mouth, comedically streching it a foot in either direction.
"MMMPH! MPPPH MMMMPPPH!" shouts Lots around two feet of hard cold metal rodness. And then he cries in pain for Scott's ice cold hands haven't moved much farther.

  1. Josh runs in and kicks them both a lot.
  2. The comedic effect of the ironing board wears off and Lots42's head is split in two. Gross.
  3. Gross period. Even without the board. What the hell is wrong with everyone? Authors included.
  4. Right outside the window, Jennifer Diane Reitz is rowing by on a fire-proof canoe. She is singing a pleasent song. Absolutely nothing bad happens to her.

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10/19/2008 6:55:33 PM

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