Scott and Lots. Forlorn Lovers?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 83399

“Take the wheel, Josh,” Scott says, rising to his feet and nearly toppling head over heals as Josh’s erratic driving nearly capsizes the giant RV. “Follow me, Lots.”

Lots gulps and reluctantly follows.

Scott guides Lots to the back of the RV where there is in all probability a king sized mattress with big fluffy pillows, covered in a velvety blanket with a few stuffed bunnies adorning it. The bunnies are possessed by demons, as is evidenced by their glowing red eyes and mouths a’frothing. Still, they’re cute.

Scott winks at Lots in a disconcerting way and then goes over to the mini bar and starts making some strange concoction - mostly vodka and kool aid. He spills several bottles and hits his head on the counter. “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, JOSH! THE BRAKE IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT AND THE GAS IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!”

“Sorry!” Josh calls back.

“Uh…what’s going on here?” Lots asks. “Shouldn’t we do something about that zombie on the roof?”

Scott places a finger on Lot’s lips and shakes his head. “Shhhh…”

“But…”

“No, no. Shhhhh…”

For some reason Lots quits protesting, accepts the offered drink, and sits down on the soft mattress beside the completely insane and horny Scott.

“I been thinkin’ about you a lot lately,” Scott gently whispers. Soft R&B music begins playing and right on cue the lights dim. Only the glowing red eyes of the demon- bunnies bath the room in a soft, red luminescence.

“Wait, wait, wait,” Lots finally says, “This is all wrong. The drink, the baby making music, the velvety bed, the dim lighting. I know what’s going on and NO, Scott. I’m not gonna let you make love to my glorious naked body. You’re a real creep, you know that?”

“Ah c’mon, Lots,” Scott feebly whines. “I just want to touch your body…all over the place. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?”

“NO.”

Scott tosses aside his drink and falls back on the bed in defeat. “You’re just like Josh.”

Lots takes a sip from his drink and cringes. “What did you use, gasoline to make this crap? God…I think my migraines are coming on…”

  1. Josh, who has been foolishly left at the helm of the RV, drives them off a 3,000 foot precipice and into a molten river.
  2. Suddenly there is more pounding on the roof, this time louder.
  3. Lots decides to meet Scott halfway and lets him get to second base.
  4. The stuffed bunnies suddenly attack Scott. Lots is unsure of what to do.

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