Near Normal Woman
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82781
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Soon, the stories began to circulate around Hollywood. Andreas Meguiel, a
German/Mexican senior citizen, had dropped her oranges behind a bus stop
bench set near a wall. A strange figure in thick brown robes had swept out
of nowhere and helped her retrieve all the fruit. The figure then, using a
voice changer, cried out 'I am 'Near Normal Woman' and I can do anything a
fit human can!' The figure then tripped three times over its robes as it ran off. Several days later, a greengrocer named Bernard Smith had been struggling with some shipments of milk left outside by an incompent deliveryman. A figure in one brown robe swept in and helped Bernard take all the stuff inside. Several hours later, an old man was trying to get his reluctant Doberman into the passenger seat of the truck. The dog slipped and a figure in a brown robe grabbed the dog and easily hefted it into the vehicle. "I AM NEAR NORMAL WOMAN!" cried the robed mystery person, deafening the man temporarily and panicking the dog so much it peed all over the vinyl.
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