Four Wacky Deaths
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82774
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Josh manages to run onto the fields of NASA (thanks, Homeland Security)
just as the shuttle USS Enterprise is lifting off. Josh is not fried by
the heat, he manages to get slammed by the air pressure. Unlike all action
heroes, Josh doesn't land on something survivable, he lands on Mordercai
the Dancing Clown for little Shyla's tenth birthday party. It's not too
bad
a thing, for Mordercai liked to punch his girlfriend, but the dozens of
kids paid to attend Shyla's party are all traumatized. Shyla had run away
hours ago and spends the next ten years building a successful bike repair
shop in Guatamala. Scott, meanwhile, had thought the goats were looking at him funny and had managed to headbutt ten into submission before falling into an open sinkhole and been overcome by the underground gunk. The seventeen blows to the head did not help. Jasper did not survive the prison riot he caused by lowering the equipment exit door to the Needlemeyer Federal Security Prison. He -would- have survived, had he not closed the door from the inside. Sara...well, let's just indicate she tried to save a child's balloon that had swept out onto the street. The balloon's text read 'Fix-A-Town: Winner! Sponsored by ABC News' and in smaller print 'See The Earthmovers'. Yeah. Those movers didn't move much for a long time, due to the forensic teams. Gross. But if you'll click an episode or two back, you'll see there was one MORE person who was trying to hunt down Dr. Phil. Kevin Sorbo! No, actually it was Reaibn. But wouldn't that be cool? Sorbo could power-flip Dr. Phil, plus he's in shape so there's little for Phil to whine about. Anyway, where was Reaibn?
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