"Shut up!" says the emo kid, Noah. "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I
can diet."
Josh cracks up. "Dude, you're skinny as a beanpole. Duuurhey!"
"And you're chubby as a chubby...thing."
Indeed, Josh has a bit of a paunch.
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Josh accepts this.
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Josh tries to bite his own face.
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Time to meet some of the other campers. Here's Candace...
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Time to figure out which one of the other campers is a serial nipple grabber. Ow!
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Turns out the engine on the 'Boat of Losers', which has brought everyone over, had been leaking fumes. Pretty much everyone has gone six degrees to the left of normal. Jeff, an Australian, runs from invisible drop bears.
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