Hell Looks a Lot Like L.A.

"Lookit those two fat broads, guys! Jesus Christ, do they have to turn sideways to get through the door? Would they die after three minutes on a treadmill? Can they even see their shoes?! Do they even know how to turn down an offer for seconds, thirds, or fifties? I bet they sit at home every night knowing they're too fat for most guys to even take a look at them, and..."

Etc., etc., etc.

After the two girls run off to the producers, justifiably upset, Josh launches a second verbal attack on...

1. The furry in the cast.
2. The bisexual emo guy who wears those ridiculously tight pants and that atrocious hairstyle.
3. The hardcore Republican.
4. Ben McClellan.
5. The long-haired, makeup wearing freak who's totally into black metal and killing small animals.
6. The one cast member who is perfectly average, and has no outstanding personality traits or faults.

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