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"In breaking news, a nine year old child and a severely soiled homeless man are battling to the death with what seems to be Star Wars style Lightsabres in the business district of Montreal, Canada. Police naturally assumed the glowing energy swords were special effects until a passing Alaskan Husky, on his way to the vet to be euthanized for inoperable cancer, was cut cleanly in half. The corpse of the animal was conveyed away from the battle; the sides of the body had been cauterized cleanly. We now go live to the scene." Two flashing, jumping figures roar through the ravaged remains of a downtown street. Two entire semis collapse from sword damage.
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