Lots42 Spontaneously Combusts

Just after Sir Toby tackles Lots42 to the ground, Sir Toby notices that Lots42 wasn't fighting back anymore. Sir Toby checks to see if Lots42 is still breathing and finds he is not. A check of Lots42's pulse reveals that his heart has stopped. Sir Toby shouts to the ISP secretary, "Help! No breathing! No pulse! Call EMS!"

Sir Toby, trained to perform CPR, starts performing CPR on Lots42. After a few moments of performing CPR, Lots42 suddenly and without any warning undergoes spontaneous human combustion. This takes Sir Toby completely by surprise, and he leaps backwards to avoid getting burned. All that is left of Lots42 is a scorch mark on the floor of the ISP office. Sir Toby, stunned by what has just happened, just stands there unable to move.

1. Lots42 is still alive. It was all special effects and pyrotechnics. Just part of an elaborate plot by Lots42 to punish Sir Toby for being a jerk.
2. Lots42 is dead. Lots42 comes back as a ghost to haunt Sir Toby.

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