A House Of Ill Repute

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 81343

"OH SHITS!" Josh screams. "It's the Amish Whorehouse!"
Several sheep, without any humans or dogs, file by in a straight line. Josh looks around the mirror-walled ballroom they were in. Chains hang from the rafters.
"Amish?" he says.
"SHITS!" Josh screams. "I smell Katrina's aftershave?"
"Katrina?" Jasper says.
"SHUT UP! SHE LOVES ME! IT'S INSANE!" Josh shakes Jasper by his collar.
"Josh." said Sara, still testing out her larger boobs. "If anyone loves you it's a miracle. You're an idiot."
"How can I love a hooker? She probably has more STDs then I have magic wishing pills up my butt! Or did...I think I digested them. Anyway, I fear commitment and small boobs."
"I read the files." said Sara. "I thought she had large ones."
"No!" Josh bursts into tears and sinks to the floor. "She...stuffs her bra! And also...she likes to talk about her feelings! And cuddle! And take long walks on the beach!"
"Sounds nice." says Jasper as he spins an imaginary partner around the room. "I'm so lonely I'd kiss Roseanne Arnold."

  1. Several strange but wonderful Mexican dishes feature heavily in the plot of the next few minutes.
  2. Princess Astra enters the room.
  3. Josh leaps upon a sheep and devours it.
  4. ONE button on Sara's shirt goes POING and knocks Jasper out.
  5. Jasper pees on a mirror.
  6. Katrina had been dead, she killed herself in traffic after Josh left her. But what smelled like her?
  7. Sara finds an exit door and all three run into the farmlands. Josh licks a tractor.

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