Ever Read "The Monkey's Paw?"

"What the hell, man?" yells Sara. "We were supposed to use those pills to get home!"

Josh looks indifferent. He scratches his buttocks and farts. Some utterlky random thoughts wander forlornly through the great echoing vaults of what passes for his mind.

Unfortunately, the thirty or so pills up his butt don't care if they're taken orally or rectally, and they also take the random noise of his chaotic nonmind as a wish. One of them responds predictably.

*BAMF*

1. And just like that, they're home.
2. ...for a certain value of "home," that is...
3. is thoughts were of cheese and beer. They find themselves somewhere in Britain in the 16th century.
4. Remember, this is Josh we're talking about. They find themselves in the world's largest, strangest whorehouse.
5. Josh is transformed into a salamander that grants wishes.
6. Porn models rain from the heavens!
7. Josh's wish was to be a Jedi. What kind of Jedi does he become?

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