Planning

They stare at him incredulously. "What?" Scott snaps crossly.

"So you just blew up a service station in the middle of nowhere by lighting the world's biggest blue dart?" Sara asks.

"Yes, well...it wasn't the world's biggest," he says. "The world's largest was at the Pickled Cabbage and Radish Festival in Chelm four years ago, which completely destroyed the castle of King Casimir III...of course, I was responsible for that one, too." He snorted. "They actually thought they could keep me out with four divisions of UN troops, too..."

"YOU pulled that off?" they say in unison. "I saw that on CNN! How did you manage to light the combined farts of 20,000 people?!?" asks Jasper.

Scott waves the question away. "Maybe I'll tell you sometime. It was a simple sketch compared to what I'm planning to do. I've got something a hell of a lot bigger than the Chelm job in mind. Bigger even than the time we relocated the state of New York to another dimension for a week. Come with me and I'll explain," he says, ushering them both to a nearby car. Josh is already sitting in the passenger seat, looking a little bored.

1. And so he does. What, exactly, IS Scott Chen cooking up?
2. "...relocated the state of New York to another dimension for a week." Wait, what?
3. It's far, far bigger than anything anyone has ever done before.
4. It's far, far lamer than anything anyone has ever done before.
5. Before he can tell them, their car is stolen by angry ghetto dwarves. Josh is still inside.
6. Sara loses interest and wanders away, as is her wont.
7. They're going to stop Ted Turner from colorizing the moon.

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